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Aug 26 '14

MY 23RD BIRTHDAY IS EXACTLY A MONTH FROM TODAY!

missadorabelle:

missadorabelle:

you know you wanna get my a gift ;)

Link

As always my reward system applies.

  • £0-£10 gift: a picture of me with the item
  • £10-£20 gift: a personalized picture of me with the item
  • £20-£30 gift: a personalized picture + a picture of your choice*
  • £30-£40 gift: a personalized picture + video of me with the item
  • £40-£50 gift: a personalized picture and a video of your choice*
  • £50-£100 : as above + a hand written thank you letter and a pair of panties.
  • £100+: Whatever you freaking want tbh lol
by personalized I mean I will write your name/url on a sign or my body somewhere with a thank you. a picture of your choice means you can chose what I’m doing in the picture/how I’m posed and so on.
*I reserve the right to say no, keep it reasonable.

also if you buy the batteries I just added it means I can actually take pictures since I need it for my camera’s remote control… I’ve had 2 sets planned for ages but I’ve not been able to shoot them D:

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Aug 23 '14

MY 23RD BIRTHDAY IS EXACTLY A MONTH FROM TODAY!

missadorabelle:

you know you wanna get my a gift ;)

Link

As always my reward system applies.

  • £0-£10 gift: a picture of me with the item
  • £10-£20 gift: a personalized picture of me with the item
  • £20-£30 gift: a personalized picture + a picture of your choice*
  • £30-£40 gift: a personalized picture + video of me with the item
  • £40-£50 gift: a personalized picture and a video of your choice*
  • £50-£100 : as above + a hand written thank you letter and a pair of panties.
  • £100+: Whatever you freaking want tbh lol
by personalized I mean I will write your name/url on a sign or my body somewhere with a thank you. a picture of your choice means you can chose what I’m doing in the picture/how I’m posed and so on.
*I reserve the right to say no, keep it reasonable.

also if you buy the batteries I just added it means I can actually take pictures since I need it for my camera’s remote control… I’ve had 2 sets planned for ages but I’ve not been able to shoot them D:

8 notes (via missadorabelle)

Aug 23 '14

MY 23RD BIRTHDAY IS EXACTLY A MONTH FROM TODAY!

you know you wanna get my a gift ;)

Link

As always my reward system applies.

  • £0-£10 gift: a picture of me with the item
  • £10-£20 gift: a personalized picture of me with the item
  • £20-£30 gift: a personalized picture + a picture of your choice*
  • £30-£40 gift: a personalized picture + video of me with the item
  • £40-£50 gift: a personalized picture and a video of your choice*
  • £50-£100 : as above + a hand written thank you letter and a pair of panties.
  • £100+: Whatever you freaking want tbh lol
by personalized I mean I will write your name/url on a sign or my body somewhere with a thank you. a picture of your choice means you can chose what I’m doing in the picture/how I’m posed and so on.
*I reserve the right to say no, keep it reasonable.

8 notes

Aug 18 '14

chubby-girls-uk:

tdevil:

missadorabelle:

I went out in the snow, sadly my camera died before I got good pictures so phone ones it is :(

-MissAdoraBelle

Uh ohhh. This bad “girl” in for a punishment.

why is girl in quote marks?!

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Aug 18 '14

Anonymous asked:

Shall I come off anon and be social?

YES!

1 note Tags: Anonymous

Aug 17 '14

Anonymous asked:

Long time fan, we haven't really spoken for awhile but I've always thought about you.

very curious as to who you are…

2 notes Tags: Anonymous

Aug 16 '14

I just wanna make out with someone for a little while… 

12 notes

Aug 15 '14

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

102,089 notes (via myqueersexytime & carpeumbra)

Aug 15 '14

Anonymous asked:

Pink Blue Rose Purple Plum Tangerine Orange

well then come off anon and get to know me!

1 note Tags: Anonymous

Aug 15 '14

Anonymous asked:

ive wanted to fuck you and your husband for a really long time now but i am way too shy to even spark up a conversation with you guys.

awww hun, seriously you don’t need to be shy! we’re really very friendly :D

I know it’s easier said than done and I understand it can be hard if you’re shy but you’re welcome to talk to either of us any time you like okay?

whenever you’re ready/feel comfortable <3

2 notes Tags: Anonymous

Aug 15 '14

Anonymous asked:

you deserve fancy feast

Meow?

3 notes Tags: Anonymous

Aug 15 '14

Anonymous asked:

you deserve knife rape

Pleasant. 

2 notes Tags: Anonymous

Aug 15 '14

missadorabelle:

fumbledeegrumble:

castrationqueen:

As a fat woman, I have no problem with men wanting to fuck me; it’s getting them to hold my hand in public that’s hard.

This is dedicated to all the wimpy little chasers out there who want to fuck us on the sly but worry about damaging their reputations. We are not a side dish. We are the fucking appetizer, the main course and the dessert, and you’re not going to take us home in a doggy bag so you can eat in private.

Dedicating this reblog to 90% of the guys I’ve fucked.

3,913 notes (via missadorabelle & castrationqueen)

Aug 15 '14

Color My Inbox

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue
 - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple
 - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender
 - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine
 - We have a lot in common.
Amber
 - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

(Source: swag-on-jdbieber)

46,160 notes (via missadorabelle & swag-on-jdbieber)

Aug 12 '14

asylumcellw16pt replied to your post: elwoodontario said:somewhere-back…

Can we do it in the states I got a lot going for me over there

We’ll go wherever there is sex to be had! 

Tags: asylumcellw16pt